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Normah Newsletter - Issue No. 2 /2004

The Doctor And The Mechanic
A doctor is talking to a mechanic, “Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.” “Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t change since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month.”

Would You Do Me A Favour?
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.

Dentist:	Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient:	Why? Doctor, it wasn’t all that bad this time.
Dentist:	There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the four o’clock ball game.

Disappointing X-Ray

Patient:	Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?
Doctor:	Absolutely nothing.

Preventive Medicine Belief

Mary:	My daughter believes in preventive medicine, doctor.
Doctor:	Oh, really?
Mary:	Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

Communication Error

Doctor:	Did you take the patient’s temperature?
Nurse:	No. Is it missing?

Repeat Offender

Doctor:	Have you ever had this before?
Patient:	Yes.
Doctor:	Well, you’ve got it again!

Source: Medindia.net